Halloween Zombie Skeleton Costume T-Shirt


     Hello! I haven’t updated this blog for a while. I spent the summer adding a few new designs to the HaHaHolidays store, but I mostly focused on my clogging store. As a result, the clogging store now has about 30 designs in it, and its sales have risen steadily over the summer.  In June, I made my funny monster book — Run for Your Life! — available as a Kindle e-book. So, if you like vampires, werewolves, zombies, lots of scared people running and getting stabbed in the forehead with paring knives, check it out!


    Last year, I got a late start on Halloween designs. I only had time to make one angry-looking pumpkin before it was all over. So, this year I’ve gotten an earlier start. I’ve added more zombie stuff and a couple more gory designs. Here’s the store category. I hope to add more soon. I also made my first costume shirt — here it is:


     I had a lot of fun making this because it was hard to figure out. I wanted it to look like the bones were showing through a shredded shirt… without actually drawing the ripped shirt parts, so it will work on whatever color you pick. I figured out how to do it using transparent areas. So, now you can have bloody, decayed-looking zombie bones showing through whatever shirt color you like:

Exposed Bones Costume Shirt

Halloween Zombie Skeleton Bones Inside T-Shirt on Zazzle

Exposed Decayed Ribcage Shirt

Halloween Zombie Skeleton Bones Inside T-Shirt on Zazzle

Well, I think this post is long enough. Besides, I have laundry to do. The rest of the zombies will have to wait until the housework is done.


All images copyright MK Hess


New Funny Holiday Shop… and More


I’m excited to introduce my new shops on CafePress. Using the links below or by clicking on a design you like here, you can go directly to the CafePress shops, where I’m selling T-shirts, bags, buttons, phone cases, and much more. Please stop by and see if there’s anything you like. And be sure to come back because these shops — and designs — are brand new.


My HaHa Holidays shop focuses on funny designs for every holiday. I’m working my way around the calendar. Right now, you can find Valentine’s Day and Saint Patrick’s Day designs. Here’s a preview:

1. This monster / heart design has been pretty popular in the CafePress marketplace. It’s my top seller so far. I had a lot of fun making it, particularly its sharp teeth and bulging eyes. It’s perfect for Valentine’s Day, but can be worn all year.

Valentine's Day "Eat Your Heart Out" Monster Tee

2. This design has sold well, too.  It’s my favorite so-far. I put it in the holiday shop because it would be good for Halloween, but you could wear it all year and it’s really inspired by the Twilight movies and books. Vampires aren’t the only pale, sexy creatures of the night. Albino ‘possums know that.

Twilight Parody Opossum Vampire Tee

3. Here’s my newest and favorite Saint Patrick’s Day design… although I have about 15 more I’m creating right now. This poor leprechaun has no luck at all. He’s crushed under a pot of gold, holding shriveled shamrocks and lying in a pool of rainbow blood. Yes, he has the luck of the Irish!

Leprechaun Under Pot of Gold Tee

Here are some more designs available:

Vintage Art Deco Heart T-Shirt, Tote Bag Design

Love Bug Lady Bug T-Shirt, Button Design


I’m always adding more designs. I’ve also started a couple more shops to place the designs that aren’t for holidays. Here are the links to those:

Funny T-Shirts and More : This shop features mostly funny designs that can be worn all year. It’s even newer than HaHa Holidays, so keep checking back.

ClogDance : Nothing is funnier than clog dancing… well, nothing is funnier than me clog dancing! I’ve never been good enough for America’s Got Talent, but I’ve loved clogging since I was nine. I opened this shop to feature shirts based on that passion.

Please stop by my shops. Thanks for visiting!

All images copyright MK Hess