Halloween Designs: Zombies and a Blended Family

Here are some more new designs in my HaHaHolidays Zazzle store. These are all zombie ones and a gory “blended family” pun that would be great for Halloween.

I KILL ZOMBIES OLD-SCHOOL

     I didn’t draw this one by hand. The elements come from public-domain images. The two vintage-looking people wielding the bat and the axe are from a book I found on Project Gutenberg. I fixed them up and added a zombie silhouette to the middle. Guns and fancy equipment are okay, but nothing is more fun than killing zombies old-school!

I Kill Zombies Old-School Tee Shirt Humor

Funny Retro Old School Zombie Killer T-Shirt on Zazzle

I Kill Zombies Old-School Humor Tee Shirt

Funny Retro Old School Zombie Killer Dark T-Shirt on Zazzle

SILLY ZOMBIE NOGGIN SHIRT

     This one has a silly rhyme and a cartoon picture I doodled of a boy running from zombies. You’d better keep a-joggin’ if ya wanna keep yer noggin! I think it works well on a kids’ shirt. If you would rather make up your own phrase to go with the picture, the text can be customized on this one.

Silly Cartoon Zombies Tee Shirt Rhyme

Funny Zombie Joggin’ Noggin T-Shirt on Zazzle

ZOMBIE BUFF

     Zombie not weak. Zombie buff! The zombie on this shirt is in great shape – lifting weights that look like brains. Hence the words “Zombie buff.” Of course, the phrase also doubles to mean that you’re a fan of zombies.

Zombies Humor Tee Shirt

Funny Zombie Buff Pun T-Shirt on Zazzle

Zombies Humor Weightlifting Tee Shirt

Funny Zombie Buff Pun Dark T-Shirt on Zazzle

ZOMBIE PROFESSOR

     A mind is a terrific thing to taste. The grinning professor zombie is holding a brain, giving the thumbs up.

Zombies Humor Pun Tee Shirt

Funny Zombie Professor Proverb T-Shirt on Zazzle

Zombie Humor Pun Tee Shirt

Funny Zombie Professor Proverb Dark T-Shirt on Zazzle

ZOMBIE COLLEGE

     The zombie professor came first, and then I used the same slogan for this design. It’s now my bestselling zombie design. Here it is on a shirt and a laptop sleeve:

Zombie Humor Pun Brain Tee Shirt

Funny Zombie College Logo T-Shirt on Zazzle

Zombie Humor Pun Brain Laptop Bag

Funny Zombie College Logo Laptop Sleeve on Zazzle

I COME FROM A BLENDED FAMILY

     And here’s a gory pun if you like dark humor. It would be fun to wear around Halloween. It says, “I come from a blended family,” and has a picture of some body parts in a smoothie, complete with eyeball on top.

Dark Humor Wordplay Tee Shirt

Funny Blended Family Pun T-Shirt on Zazzle

Dark Humor Wordplay Tee Shirt

Funny Blended Family Pun T-Shirt on Zazzle

     All these designs are available on more products in the HaHaHolidays store. Thanks for stopping by!

-Harymess

All images copyright MK Hess

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Halloween Zombie Skeleton Costume T-Shirt

AN UPDATE

     Hello! I haven’t updated this blog for a while. I spent the summer adding a few new designs to the HaHaHolidays store, but I mostly focused on my clogging store. As a result, the clogging store now has about 30 designs in it, and its sales have risen steadily over the summer.  In June, I made my funny monster book — Run for Your Life! — available as a Kindle e-book. So, if you like vampires, werewolves, zombies, lots of scared people running and getting stabbed in the forehead with paring knives, check it out!

DESIGNS FOR HALLOWEEN

    Last year, I got a late start on Halloween designs. I only had time to make one angry-looking pumpkin before it was all over. So, this year I’ve gotten an earlier start. I’ve added more zombie stuff and a couple more gory designs. Here’s the store category. I hope to add more soon. I also made my first costume shirt — here it is:

ZOMBIE SKELETON COSTUME SHIRT

     I had a lot of fun making this because it was hard to figure out. I wanted it to look like the bones were showing through a shredded shirt… without actually drawing the ripped shirt parts, so it will work on whatever color you pick. I figured out how to do it using transparent areas. So, now you can have bloody, decayed-looking zombie bones showing through whatever shirt color you like:

Exposed Bones Costume Shirt

Halloween Zombie Skeleton Bones Inside T-Shirt on Zazzle

Exposed Decayed Ribcage Shirt

Halloween Zombie Skeleton Bones Inside T-Shirt on Zazzle

Well, I think this post is long enough. Besides, I have laundry to do. The rest of the zombies will have to wait until the housework is done.

-Harymess

All images copyright MK Hess